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jimmy kick 

A blunt or excessive force delivered by a leg thrust to the male lower abdominal section.
A kick in the penis.
Shut the freak up or I will jimmy kick you.
jimmy kick by John Holmes January 13, 2004
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Kick a Jimmy day 

Today is the day you kick a guy named jimmy!! Have fun
Someone: TODAY IS NATIONAL KICK A JIMMY DAY!!

Friend: YESSSS, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM

kicked in the jimmy 

This is where someone takes their foot (with or without shoes) and places it rapidly and firmly against your genitalia in a manner to cause the person who owns said genitalia excruciating pain which may or may not lead to things like; crossed eyes, loss of breath, crying like a baby, anger, confusion, thoughts of random animals and soreness through out the middle abdomen.
Matt was kicked in the jimmy by his girlfriend Sue because she found out he was cheating on her.
kicked in the jimmy by MR34 August 6, 2014

jimmydick 

To preclude a person or organization from an opportunity (i.e. - an event, deal, or situation) with a negative context.

In other words, the first party screws the second party out of a particular opportunity.
Upon arriving late to a dinner event, when dinner has already taken place.: "Well, it looks like I got jimmydicked out of dinner."

In a business context: "Why is Steve jimmydicking us on this deal?"
jimmydick by FrankZappaSA September 2, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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