9 definitions by John Holmes
by John Holmes August 06, 2003
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by John Holmes April 16, 2003
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by John Holmes September 18, 2003
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by John Holmes April 23, 2003
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"I like it when he "HavocalGhost's me."
by John Holmes October 22, 2003
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Extra-ordinarily long penis (in excess of 10 inches). A person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a 'stretched' limoshlong.
person 1: "damn that's one long shlong"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"
alternatively...
person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"
alternatively...
person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"
by John Holmes May 13, 2003
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Thick liquid secretion excreted from the tip of a penis during or ending the act of intercourse and/or a round of yule-log tugging.
by John Holmes January 13, 2004
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