A case of severe diarrhea, stomach upset, vomiting or intoxication. Also referred to suffering from deadly Ebola.
Refers to the dangerous substance "JimmyJuice" sold by the convicted huckster and scam artist JillianMai Thi that has killed several people with a liquid goo substance that in effect turned their inside organs in to a liquid, "that just flowed out of the victim".
Bob took some peyote while in Goa and has been suffering from ejectile JimmyJuice for a week now, we need to take him to the hospital.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.