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jilack-off 

Mix of jill-off and jack-off, when a she male masturbates.
hey look it wants to jilack-off! EWWWW
jilack-off by jjoff January 5, 2009
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Jihacalypse 

The end of western civilization brought on by the increasing aggression of the Muslim world, and by the regressive left's refusal to defend the west from Islamism.
"Stock up on medical supplies, ammo, and bacon. The Jihacalypse is nearly here."

"Western civilization was wonderful, until feelings of guilt caused leftist leaders in Europe and America to un-intentionally let in the Trojan horse of Islam, sparking a clash of two worlds in which one will bw destroyed. The Jihacalypse has begun."
a moron who always falls inlove with it's best friend
Jhackie is at friendzone again better tell her before she freaks out!
Jhackie by KrayZee69 June 7, 2021

jizackle 

to ejaculate and allow it to dry wherever it has landed
Man, i hear that Ricardo jizackles onto his carpet after viewing internet pornography
jizackle by tibbles83 May 21, 2008

jhackjac 

him
jhackjac........
jhackjac by Ddddffffdddd September 27, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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