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'.You Jiggly Dick Sucker, You Dick Sucker. 

"'.You Jiggly Dick Sucker, You Dick Sucker."
"'.You Jiggly Dick Sucker, You Dick Sucker."

Jiggle Dick

It's similar to tea bagging when playing a video game, except you jiggle your dick side to side over their face while squatting. It's also acceptable to smack them with it or dip it in their mouth during the process.
While playing a Halo multiplayer game, I was killed and tea bagged, so in retaliation, I gave them the jiggle dick after I killed them.
Jiggle Dick by Gunner BEAVIS January 10, 2011

jiggle dick

telling some one they can fuck off
can you let me borrow some cash, umm you can jiggle dick.
jiggle dick by antg06 August 6, 2011

jiggledick 

1. (n): a person known for wasting and/or stalling for time.
2. (verb): -ing; the act of stalling for time and/or wasting time
1. God, Sam is such a jiggledick. He really needs to get his act together.
2. Well you know what, Susan, if the teller at the bank hadn't been jiggledicking me for an hour I would have made it to dinner.
jiggledick by TheMcStaplez December 25, 2011

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026