jiggle-jaw

When you've done too much cocaine and your jaw begins swaying back and forth.

"Look at that jaw, he's done way to much cocaine, shnibblies, nar-nar, nar-mellow."

Little girl: "Why is that sweaty guy making that weird face daddy?"

Her father:"Well sweetheart, that's what we call a jiggle-jaw, I'll tell you all about it when your older"

jiggle-jaw by Smallj22 December 4, 2013

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jigglejaggle

an oversized labea. Thought to be cured by a simple spray (Anti-jigglejaggleish spray), but no such cure exists. only humiliation and emo fangst.

Mark had a hard time concealing his jigglejaggles during gym class.

jigglejaggle by Dave Colarusso February 24, 2008

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Anti-jigglejaggleish spray

The spray used to get rid of jigglejagglelishness (doesn't word if you have a jigglejaggle!)

"Ahhh! He touched me! I will use my anti-jigglejaggleish spray to get rid of it!"

Anti-jigglejaggleish spray by Mark, Ell and Cranky October 10, 2006

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Jigglejaggleish

The disease which you get when you have a jigglejaggle, spread by contact

"Don't touch me, your jigglejaggleish!"

Jigglejaggleish by Mark, Ell and Cranky October 10, 2006

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Jigglejacking

The act of making a squeaky noise with your straw in a lid by moving it up and down.

"Bro, can you please quit jigglejacking please!

Jigglejacking by Mikeytheguy September 2, 2016

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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