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a language usually used when a person is intoxocated, talkin trash, or just has no idea what he or she is talking about. 80% of the time jib jab is followed by an ass whoppin.
Man, that boy was talkin that jib jab last night. He almost got his ass beat.
jib jab by Quintin Lewis January 18, 2006
A Jib Jab is a young man who has sucked on a flavored condom. Then feels bad at his Bi-Curious feelings
Will its ok to be a Jib Jab it's 2018
Jib Jab by Danger Lamb May 6, 2018
A witty video making internet company that gained world wide acclaim with their rendition of "This Land is Our Land" featuring George W. Bush and that France loving, ball gag wearing surrender monkey John Fing Kerry. It was posted so frequently to internet message boards that the phrase "jib jab" came to mean "this has already been posted 37 times you melvin asshat."
New thread: Great funny new video about the election!

Reply 1: Jib Jab

Reply 2 (By thread initiator): What is Jib Jab?

Reply 3: Jib Jab is Jib Jab you jib jab jib jabber! JIB JAB!
jib jab by Fugu January 11, 2005
Asian massage parlor blowjob recieved by cheating husbands.
The sucky sucky shop is closed for Ho Chi Minh's birthday so NO jib jab for YOU Festus!
jib jab by Dragon of Wessex February 23, 2010
The act of Jibri shankin yo ass.
Holy shit, are you ok? You’re bleeding on my floor... Did you just get jib jabbed?
Jib Jab by Isto June 2, 2020
Native jargon of Crevington aka The Crevice community located in Spokane, WA.
That fool was staring into the sun, squeezing lemons in his eyes and talking a whole bunch of Jib Jab!
Jib Jab by Snowmntha June 13, 2024
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