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jhoselyn 

A really hot a girl that is not shy to do what she wants. She is very confident and really nice at times but sometimes can piss the shit out of people well loving and really loyal. Jhoselyn is romantic and can be bitchy at times and she will always be a hoe because she is probably talking to five different guys at one time and dates them for tow days and then leaves him for a different guy. love your Jhoselyn very much make sure you keep her very happy.
Boy- "See that hottie over there."
Boy 2-"i heard she is talking to 5 different guys and her name is Jhoselyn."
jhoselyn by jenny (dora) April 9, 2017
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joselyn is a short latina, very beautiful and funny. she has a amazing personality, you can always count on her for anything. if your having a bad day she will turn that into a amazing day. she has a one of a kind personality. she enjoys dancing and has a amazing laugh. she will always make you laugh the most. she’s very sensitive and can fall in love really deep very fast.she will do anything for her friends, if you try messing with any of her friends she will go crazy. if you ever meet a joselyn your very lucky and don’t ever loose her because that will be a mistake that you’ll always regret. she’s full of joy and she will try her best at hiding her pain. she’s a girl who goes through a lot but no one realizes because she’s always laughing and being goofy. she’s a very strong, smart, goofy, and beautiful girl. she’s really popular, everyone loves her. she’s a loyal person to her friends, family and a speacial someone. her smile can always light up a room and her laugh is definitely one of a kind. joselyn is just the best.
girl : joselyn you make me laugh so much i love you

boy: i never wanna loose you, your so beautiful.
If you run into a girl named Joselyn, she's usually a very short latina, brown hair, brown eyes, and beautiful. Joselyns are really talented and will always brighten up your day when having a bad day. She's smart, and has tons of friends. Joselyns can be slightly shy unless you get to actually know her.
She's someone you'd want to know!
Example: Bro... i don't know how to talk to Joselyn, i get hella shy around her.
Joselyn by Joselyn March 28, 2017
Joselyn is a name for a beautiful girl. brown hair , brown eyes, funny , cheerful, kind, great singer. a girl named joselyn is a girl you will not want to mess with she may seem sweet but if you hurt her you may regret it. once you meet a girl named joselyn you will fall in love but don't mess with her feelings girls named joselyn may be or are very sensitive. You will fall in love with a girl named Joselyn you will regret leaving her she will rip your heart out . great best friend .
Example 1 :Dude, I can't believe I left Joselyn heart-broken last night and she just left running...(hope she's ok)

example 2: Joselyn you are the best friend ever I don't know what I would do without you!!!:)
joselyn by jloveeeee December 21, 2013
Joselyn is a girl who you don't want to be messing with. She is a has a strong personality and cares a lot about her friends. But when you really get to know her, she is one of the most sweetest girls in the whole world
Boy: Joselyn is so mean to me.
Girl: Joselyn is one my best friends and is so sweet once you really know her
Joselyn by Starbucks King_Os June 15, 2018
A short, beautiful latina who is the epitome of cuteness, sexiness, and beauty. She will always brighten up your day and her smile will melt your heart.

Joselyns definitely are NOT the kind of girl you want to mess up with because they'll rip your heart out for trying to break theirs.
"O son! That Joselyn is mad sexy! Yo!"

"Yo I heard you and Joselyn broke up."
"Ya and she ripped my heart out."
Joselyn by Lex Mac February 26, 2010

joselyne 

Joselyne's are unique, sweet, and loving. They are joyous and love to have fun. Hobbies include sports, dancing, music and traveling. Their faith plays an important role in their lives.
Joselyne is so awsome!
joselyne by kitkat_bar January 18, 2009
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