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JFUDI- stands for Just Fucking Urban Dictionary It. It is used when somebody asks you what a particular slang meant and you did not feel like explaining.
(via text)
Jason: Dude, whats buttered muffin?

Me:jfudi
jfudi by getdhood February 4, 2010
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JFUDI

Just-Fucking-Urban-Dictionary-It

Or

'Just Fucking Urban Dictionary It!'
Bint - "What does JFUDI mean?"

Man - "Just Fucking Urban Dictionary It!"
JFUDI by Call Me Sick Boy April 21, 2009
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JFUDI • Judith • Judi • judie • JFDI • judicial • judit • Judia • judisha • judita
The most amazing girl in the world. She is smart, kind, loving, and the most creative person you will ever meet. There are so many guys who have a crush on her and would kill to be with her even though she doesn't realize how beautiful she is. She just has that natural, glowing, radiance that anyone would kill to have.
"Did you see that beautiful girl in the hallway?"
"Yeah dude, that's Judith"
Judith by anonymous.slothe November 26, 2019
Judit is the most beautiful person you will meet. She has big beautiful eyes.and a smile that shines so bright.she is the most exhilarating person in the world.she can also be described as having too much fun.
I was such a judit last night.
judit by Iron women November 20, 2017
She's the cutest girl you'll ever see. She is adorable, friendly and super sexy. Be careful, you will fall under her spell once you get to talk to her. Every message you receive from her makes you get goosebumps. She has an astonishing figure and the most perfect butt you'll ever see. She is reliable, soft and she won't leave you in a tough minute. Her sweet voice can make your heart melt in seconds and her big eyes will just finish your hopes of not falling in love with her. Feel lucky if you ever get to know one, because she will make your life brighter!
Judit? Oh gosh yes! That girl I've met yesterday... She is hot!
judit by NickyGT July 26, 2017
A beautiful shy girl. With the most unique smile ever! A intelligent girl who's there when you need her. You'll fall under her spell once you get to talk to her! Her sweet gentile shy voice is perfect. Her big eyes make your heart melt. She's just an awsome person to be with and can sometimes be a feisty one lol. Just become very close friends with her and she will ease up and be herself around you. Once she's 100% comfortable around you she's one crazy girl';)

I LOVE you beautiful<33
I wish I had a Judith as a girl friend!

Want a true relationship? Find a Judith!!
Judith by That.gamer June 5, 2014

Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.
That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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