A common IT software development term used to describe a request, generally from a manager to a developer, to just get it done (JFDI) and don't worry about testing or documentation or any other formal development requirement.
A term commonly used in business where a team member is placing unnecessary barriers in the way of completing a tast, usually due to a lack of experience or an unwillingness to complete the task itself. This in turn reduces the colleague or manager to shout JFDI as a more politically correct method of saying 'JUST F****** DO IT!'
Team Member 1 - Oh but we can't do that because the reports weren't filed and we need to place a full request within 3 days of the initial incident and I haven't had a cup of tea!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.