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You: Why's the sky blue!?
Me: JFGIB
jfgib by African Red Bush March 3, 2011
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Just Fucking Google it. You say it when somebody asks a stupid question.
Dude #1: hey dude, what does JFGI mean?
Dude #2: Just Fucking Google it yo.
Dude #1: I tried but i couldn't find anything.
Dude #2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT!
Dude #1: bro. i already tried that. don't be mean.
Dude #2: bro, your an idiot.
jfgi by abdoo mustafa November 15, 2006
Word of the Day on November 2, 2009
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Just fucking google it.
Used when people ask stupid questions without asking google first.
<classyhorse23> I had to google "jfgi" to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
jfgi by hourspast yo May 31, 2007
Just Fucking Google It. Brought about by the interminable need of a transnational company to have employees acronym everything and anything. The more obscure the better.

If you are annoyed with the inanity of the question posed feel free to add "Bitch" to your discourse, see example below.
Robert Zoellick: "I don't know what Entropy means"
Everybody: "JFGI Bitch!"
JFGI by Haserl April 10, 2008
This is an acronym which stands for: Just Fucking Google It.
It is used as an exclamation of frustration when a person is asking you questions that could easily be answered with a simple Google search.
"What do u think the latitude of Paris is?"

"idk, JFGI!"
JFGI by urbanical May 23, 2008
Acronym for : Jewish Federation of Great Indianapolis.
Man 1: Hey, what is JFGI?

Man 2: Oh, Just Fucking Google It

Man 1: Thanks, asshole. I'll try that since you don't wanna help me.

Man 2: >:(

Man 1: Oh sweet, Jews.
JFGI by monopolinux January 9, 2009
Just fucking Google it.
"Where's a good bar around here?" "I dunno. JFGI."
"What does anachronistic mean?" "I dunno. JFGI."
JFGI by rackingguy November 6, 2006
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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