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When someone stole something of yours, and you are fully aware, and okay with it because they are "jewish" (note, they do not actually have to be jewish)
My quarter fell on the ground and my jewish friend picked it up, so I just let him jewnap it.
Jewnap by Tiny164 June 8, 2009
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OH HOLY SHIT. IT'S A JEW.

LET'S JEWNAP IT !
jewnap by jewnappingbitches June 27, 2011
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a short nap. the word comes from the stingy stereotype about Jewish people and nap, a short slumber.

a jewnap usually lasts for no longer than an hour.
school was so long today. i'm going to take a quick jewnap before dinner.
jewnap by Superstevo September 5, 2006

jewnanigans 

Usuary, brisket, a game of guess who, circumsision etc.

Those Jews and their Jewnanigans.
jewnanigans by cooljonesey August 13, 2018

Jewapino 

That which is half-jewish and half-philipino. Only five are known to exist in the entire world. Any of which are guaranteed a college education.
Jeremy is 20% of the Jewapino population.
Jewapino by Don Thomasac July 24, 2008
When a jew freaks out about you asking them for spare change to cover a purchase.
After I asked Mr. Goldstein for quarter to cover my lunch, he went on a jewnado, ranting and raving about how I should be fiscally responsible for myself.
jewnado by mujazzman May 8, 2008

Jewsapalooza 

A large gathering of Jews, usually resulting in uncontrolled chaos and havoc.
"There was a real jewsapalooza at the park this Sabbath."
Jewsapalooza by stryd3r April 26, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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