Jewnap 

When someone stole something of yours, and you are fully aware, and okay with it because they are "jewish" (note, they do not actually have to be jewish)

My quarter fell on the ground and my jewish friend picked it up, so I just let him jewnap it.

Jewnap by Tiny164 June 8, 2009

jewnap 

the action of kidnapping a jew.

OH HOLY SHIT. IT'S A JEW.

LET'S JEWNAP IT !

jewnap by jewnappingbitches June 27, 2011

jewnap 

a short nap. the word comes from the stingy stereotype about Jewish people and nap, a short slumber.

a jewnap usually lasts for no longer than an hour.

school was so long today. i'm going to take a quick jewnap before dinner.

jewnap by Superstevo September 5, 2006

jewnanigans 

Jewish shenanigans,

Usuary, brisket, a game of guess who, circumsision etc.

Those Jews and their Jewnanigans.

jewnanigans by cooljonesey August 13, 2018

Jewapino 

That which is half-jewish and half-philipino. Only five are known to exist in the entire world. Any of which are guaranteed a college education.

Jeremy is 20% of the Jewapino population.

Jewapino by Don Thomasac July 24, 2008

jewnado 

When a jew freaks out about you asking them for spare change to cover a purchase.

After I asked Mr. Goldstein for quarter to cover my lunch, he went on a jewnado, ranting and raving about how I should be fiscally responsible for myself.

jewnado by mujazzman May 8, 2008

Jewsapalooza 

A large gathering of Jews, usually resulting in uncontrolled chaos and havoc.

"There was a real jewsapalooza at the park this Sabbath."

Jewsapalooza by stryd3r April 26, 2009