mujazzman's definitions

iraqed

To tell a girl all night during intercourse that you're going to pull out, but you never do.

1) "Dude, I totally iraqed this bitch last night!"
2) "--??"
1) "I fucked her hard, told her I'd pull out and then I never did!"
2) "--Sweet"

by mujazzman March 18, 2009

jewnado

When a jew freaks out about you asking them for spare change to cover a purchase.

After I asked Mr. Goldstein for quarter to cover my lunch, he went on a jewnado, ranting and raving about how I should be fiscally responsible for myself.

by mujazzman May 8, 2008