jewnado

When a jew freaks out about you asking them for spare change to cover a purchase.

After I asked Mr. Goldstein for quarter to cover my lunch, he went on a jewnado, ranting and raving about how I should be fiscally responsible for myself.

jewnado by mujazzman May 8, 2008

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Jewnado

When it get's windy in Israel

Hey Geoff did you see that Jewnado

Jewnado by Spagoot August 15, 2017

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Related Words

jewnado • Jewlado • Jewnadian

Jewnadian

Noun: One who is born of one Jewish parent and one Canadian parent. Often found to be stingy with beer.

Mark is a total Jewnadian for certain. He has an igloo full of beer yet claimed he had none to spare.

Jewnadian by selmore May 21, 2010

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Jewlado

a person who has one parent that is Jewish and the other being a non-Jew. Half-Jewish

Sally: My mom is Jewish but my dad is catholic.

Ron: Well that makes you Jewlado.

Jewlado by butch the hack pig February 2, 2009

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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