Jewmata

When talking about Auschwitz while getting anal from a Jew, during which time you say "oh shit" and no one can discern the difference of what you are saying.

As Hayden pounded Jeremy's ass, he let slip an misheard "oh shit". This Jewmata hurt Hayden's feelings and Jeremy was subsequently passed to trey.

by Rancorrage May 30, 2019

jewvatar

Ben Stiller dressed as an avatar during 2010 Oscar Awards: Best Makeup

ben: Israel is our land... god gave it to us... we are the chosen ppl !!!!!!

rnd guy: stop being such a jewvatar complaining all the time you douche!!!

by messi944 March 9, 2010

jewmate

an excessively cheap person who shares a room, house, or apartment with others

After finding out that a book was not available at the library my jewmate Ryan read the entire book at Barnes & Noble so that he wouldn't have to purchase it.

by Geveffe January 18, 2009

Jewmama

A slur directed at jews. To be said by jews ONLY.

Jenny is so jewmama.

by Chef Chaon June 1, 2022

Jewmatism

The force emitted by Jews that attracts anything flammable towards them.

“Goddamnit Noah stop taking my papers”
“I can’t my Jewmatism attracts flammable stuff

pls don’t burn me

by ToasterWaffleD September 13, 2019