Definitions by Rancorrage

Cuzzorted 

After being body shamed, vigorously exercising while at the same time giving yourself a Barium Enema.

After countless women made fun of Chris's weight, he cuzzorted 3 times a week for a year leaving his treadmill unopperable due to excessive rust.

Cuzzorted by Rancorrage June 25, 2022

The Auto Mata

When one is taking a shit and it's so big you have to flush to avoid a backup...at this point the suction of the toilet pulls the rest of the monster out your ass so fast that you question your existence.

Jeremy experienced the auto mata and instantly sought Jesus.

The Auto Mata by Rancorrage June 9, 2022

Jewmata 

When talking about Auschwitz while getting anal from a Jew, during which time you say "oh shit" and no one can discern the difference of what you are saying.

As Hayden pounded Jeremy's ass, he let slip an misheard "oh shit". This Jewmata hurt Hayden's feelings and Jeremy was subsequently passed to trey.

Jewmata by Rancorrage May 30, 2019