“Goddamnit Noah stop taking my papers”
“I can’t my Jewmatism attracts flammable stuff
pls don’t burn me
“I can’t my Jewmatism attracts flammable stuff
pls don’t burn me
by ToasterWaffleD September 13, 2019
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by Rabi BigK November 18, 2009
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The Name of a higher species who only gives anal and has balls the size of monster truck wheels. He lives in the stinky dumpster,corresing dead animal corpses. His dumpster is stationed far north of Canada and stinks of a pile of dead babies. He prefers NiggerJewFaggots for his daily meal. If you say his name twice,he will lick yput butthole till its red .
I dont think you need to know how to say his name in a scentence,its not safe for mankind.....JewAutismNiggerFaggotCuntBitchLigmaHoeCandice
by DoubleWide December 13, 2018
Get the JewAutismNiggerFaggotCuntBitchLigmaHoeCandice mug.A state of neurodivergence similar to autism, but which specifically manifests in Jews.
Symptoms include: Having a special interest in international minting processes, rare coin collection, wearing a star of david necklace frequently, frequently saying phrases such as “inshallah” and “walahi” despite not having any connection to Islam, and having other such interests.
Symptoms include: Having a special interest in international minting processes, rare coin collection, wearing a star of david necklace frequently, frequently saying phrases such as “inshallah” and “walahi” despite not having any connection to Islam, and having other such interests.
by StarPrismGaming November 18, 2025
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