Jewmatism

The force emitted by Jews that attracts anything flammable towards them.

“Goddamnit Noah stop taking my papers”
“I can’t my Jewmatism attracts flammable stuff

pls don’t burn me

by ToasterWaffleD September 13, 2019

jewmate

an excessively cheap person who shares a room, house, or apartment with others

After finding out that a book was not available at the library my jewmate Ryan read the entire book at Barnes & Noble so that he wouldn't have to purchase it.

by Geveffe January 18, 2009