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Jewmatism 

The force emitted by Jews that attracts anything flammable towards them.
“Goddamnit Noah stop taking my papers
“I can’t my Jewmatism attracts flammable stuff

pls don’t burn me
Jewmatism by ToasterWaffleD September 13, 2019
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Selective Jewdaism 

choosing what parts of the Jewish faith fits you and practicing what you like best
He practices Selective Jewdaism, he's a shomer shabbos - doesnt drive on the shabbos but talks on the phone, doesn't use the computer but watches TV, doesn't mix meat and dairy but won't wait 3 hours for desert.
Selective Jewdaism by Rabi BigK November 18, 2009

JewAutismNiggerFaggotCuntBitchLigmaHoeCandice

The Name of a higher species who only gives anal and has balls the size of monster truck wheels. He lives in the stinky dumpster,corresing dead animal corpses. His dumpster is stationed far north of Canada and stinks of a pile of dead babies. He prefers NiggerJewFaggots for his daily meal. If you say his name twice,he will lick yput butthole till its red .
I dont think you need to know how to say his name in a scentence,its not safe for mankind.....JewAutismNiggerFaggotCuntBitchLigmaHoeCandice
A state of neurodivergence similar to autism, but which specifically manifests in Jews.

Symptoms include: Having a special interest in international minting processes, rare coin collection, wearing a star of david necklace frequently, frequently saying phrases such as “inshallah” and “walahi” despite not having any connection to Islam, and having other such interests.
Tim: Omg Sophie has such a severe case of Jewtism!

Sophie: Stfu you Nigger-Cunt-Jew-Faggot
Jewtism by StarPrismGaming November 18, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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