Jewmatism 

The force emitted by Jews that attracts anything flammable towards them.

“Goddamnit Noah stop taking my papers”
“I can’t my Jewmatism attracts flammable stuff

pls don’t burn me

Jewmatism by ToasterWaffleD September 13, 2019

Selective Jewdaism 

choosing what parts of the Jewish faith fits you and practicing what you like best

He practices Selective Jewdaism, he's a shomer shabbos - doesnt drive on the shabbos but talks on the phone, doesn't use the computer but watches TV, doesn't mix meat and dairy but won't wait 3 hours for desert.

Selective Jewdaism by Rabi BigK November 18, 2009

JewAutismNiggerFaggotCuntBitchLigmaHoeCandice

The Name of a higher species who only gives anal and has balls the size of monster truck wheels. He lives in the stinky dumpster,corresing dead animal corpses. His dumpster is stationed far north of Canada and stinks of a pile of dead babies. He prefers NiggerJewFaggots for his daily meal. If you say his name twice,he will lick yput butthole till its red .

I dont think you need to know how to say his name in a scentence,its not safe for mankind.....JewAutismNiggerFaggotCuntBitchLigmaHoeCandice

JewAutismNiggerFaggotCuntBitchLigmaHoeCandice by DoubleWide December 13, 2018

Jewtism

A state of neurodivergence similar to autism, but which specifically manifests in Jews.

Symptoms include: Having a special interest in international minting processes, rare coin collection, wearing a star of david necklace frequently, frequently saying phrases such as “inshallah” and “walahi” despite not having any connection to Islam, and having other such interests.

Tim: Omg Sophie has such a severe case of Jewtism!

Sophie: Stfu you Nigger-Cunt-Jew-Faggot

Jewtism by StarPrismGaming November 18, 2025