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1. An individual who's behavior can only qualify as excessively desirous of wealth, profit, etc. to the detriment of other individuals around them.

Originated in Berkeley, .CA 2017
Person 1: Has Carter paid you for last night's drinks?

Person 2: Of course not. He's a fucking Jewer!
Jewer by TheDeekyBlinders January 3, 2018
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Gamestop only wanting to give me $15 for all those games was pure jewery.
Jewery by Hi-Hat January 1, 2011

Jewerous 

That guy never chips in because he is very jewerous.
Jewerous by ellneph January 11, 2011
A piece of seemingly random typing that one usually says after saying something embarrassing. It actually has the hidden meaning of placing the blame of the embarrassing piece of text upon Jews, who are also being called jerks.
"When i was 12 my friends and I snuck into a rated R movie and as i was walking up the steps some one tripped me i went tumbling down the steps, but it doesn't end there. i landed on some one's lap!!! i landed in their popcorn and coke and the worst thing was that it was my school principal, not a good thing, i get in enough trouble at school and to top it landed in his food at a rated R movie. so the story still doesn't end there as i was walking out to clean myself off to the bathroom i ran into one of the cutest guys in school...dripping in coke and sticky buttery popcorn i ran into the bathroom stumbling the entire way. it was so embarrasing and the worst thing was i got in trouble for sneaking in the movie and for well you know ruining my clothes."
"jewjrk"
jewjrk by joelj November 1, 2007
Any physical features or worn objects that affiliated with Judaism and Jewish people. Common jewish physical features can include side locks, frizzy hair, curly or extremely wavy hair, hooked noses, long unkempt beards with short hair, yamukas, and darker colored hair and/or eyes. Comes in grades ranging up to 24 karat.
Shlomo the Jew: This ain't your average jewery. This shit is 24 karat jewery.

Tyrone: Fuckin' brush that shit, nasty ass jewboy.
The term ‘Jewery’ refers to when a bunch of sweats are being intentionally jewish.
Ross you are the CEO of Jewery

Why am I experiencing such jewery.
Jewery by Bigniggawithcake May 15, 2020