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A tight person with money who dissapears much like Houdini when it comes to buying their round in a pub. Jewdini's are also people who do a dissapearing act when a restaurant bill is presented, allowing everyone else to pay for them
"Wheres Rob gone, it is his turn to buy the drinks. Fucking Jewdini"
jewdini by Luvguvnaa May 31, 2009

Jewdiligence 

(Verb) to do your due-diligence in finding the best offer or deal or coupon before making a purchase.
I have to do my Jewdiligence before I can buy that plane ticket.
Jewdiligence by rabbihacker March 18, 2019

Jewdiciary 

noun 1. the jewish judicial branch of government.

2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.

3.jewish judges collectively.

adjective 4. pertaining to the jewish judicial branch or system or to jewish judges.
'holy shit man, that jew stole from his own bank.'
'haha yeh, heard about that, hes going straight to the jewdiciary, hope he gets jewpned.'
Jewdiciary by duckistleader May 7, 2009
A cocktail similar to a martini, but instead, is only filled with tap water, and garnished with generally a lemon slice. Saves on the $16 usually payed for a martini, and looks stylish at the same time!
Jeremiah: "Ezekial, what's the deal with Joosef, he's on his eighth martini and still standing straight!"

Ezekial: "No Jeremiah, he's been sipping on jewtini's all night!"
Jewtini by hagrid_loves_5318008 November 10, 2010

Jewminican 

One of Jewish and Dominican Republic heritage.
The Piña family is proud of their Jewish and Dominican Republic heritage; referring to themselves as Jewminicans.
Jewminican by Uh'merry-can. April 10, 2017
A jewkini is when a woman is so hairy that when she puts on a bikini you can see hair popping out of the sides.
Guy 1: wow shes hairy

Guy2: witch one??
Guy1: the one in the jewkini
jewkini by Alex rider665 September 4, 2020

jewdicial system

Da legal-wrangling branch of government dat addresses disputes among people of Hebrew lineage.
Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.
jewdicial system by QuacksO May 30, 2021
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