Definitions by jesúscrust

auxtistic 

any person who plays horrible music when given the aux cord in the car

I hate when Joe gets control of the music in the car. He's definitely auxtistic.

auxtistic by jesúscrust June 3, 2016

Dewchebag 

a person who drinks copious amounts of Mountain Dew. Also wears Mountain Dew hats, shirts, etc.

A.C. : "Man, Trent is such a dewchebag"
B.C. : "You're absolutely right."

Dewchebag by jesúscrust June 10, 2015