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Jewchbag 

A term used for any Hollywood production staff who's incompetence has led to severe injuries and/or death of staff during the production of a film.

Famous examples include an incident during the filming of the Twilight Zone theatrical film in which three actors, including children, died during an accident concerning a helicopter; several laws were violated in the process of the scene in question, such as child actors having strict schedules for filming hours per regulation, and a stunt double filming for a Resident Evil installment whom suffered paralysis after a motorcycle she piloted for an action scene crashed into a fixture for the camera crew to pivot the camera upon; the film equipment was not safely secured on the set before the filming had begun.

Often times these responsible film staff are not held accountable due to the tribes infiltration of the legal system and hence can rely on friends in high places to favor them in any court proceedings.
Friend 1: Dude, did you hear about that footage of a crew member getting beheaded during the filming of the Twilight Zone?

Friend 2: Yup, some Jewchbag violated several regulation laws while filming to keep up with schedule and two kids died in the process.

Friend 1: The rich and famous suck their mother's asses in Hell.
Jewchbag by fursdayafternoon March 17, 2021
Related Words

Jewshbag 

A Jewish douchebag - (pronounced joosh-bag)
My father didn't give me anything for my barmitzvah.... he's such a Jewshbag
Jewshbag by Long Island Stew January 11, 2009

Jewshbag 

A person who practices Judaism and that acts like a douche bag.
Harvey Goldstein is a real jewshbag for giving us homework over the weekend!
Jewshbag by ATrain9 October 1, 2008

jewschbag 

A douche bag who is also a jew. A jewish person who is a douche bag.
Stop bitching about those 7 cents you jewschbag.
jewschbag by ChrisDaJew January 9, 2010

Jewshbag 

A person that is both a Jew bagle and a FUCKIN Douchebag
-Damn that guy is a Fuckin Jewshbag!!!!

-Ya fuck that guy!!
Jewshbag by DPR-DG4L December 7, 2009

Jewshbag 

a compound word usually used to insult someone by calling them a jew and a douchebag at the same time
Dude those stoners at the park were bein fuckn dumbass jewshbags when the police showed up.
Jewshbag by RapistTheClown October 16, 2009
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