Jewch 

A combination of a Jew and a douche.

That guy just cut me off, what a jewch.

You look like a jewch with your collar popped.

Jewch by Balloon Knot Master December 6, 2015

Jewch 

It is a word used to discribe whatever you want.

Examples are; That Jewch really smells! I got some Jewch on my chin. Use it any way you want to, you Jewch.

Jewch by Cowsta December 13, 2013

Jewch Bag 

A Douch Bag Jew.
A Jewish D-Bag.

See Jewish, Douch Bag

That Jewch bag broke up with my cousin on Valentines day because his mom found out she is a shiksa.

That Jewch bag had it coming cheating on her with every girl on the street corner.

Jewch Bag by bebe23 March 3, 2011

Jewch Bag 

A Jewish duech bag

Hey, John Stewart, quit being such a jewch bag!

Jewch Bag by easy goin October 20, 2010

Jeuche 

1. A Jewish Douche that commonly wears hats. Sometimes, but not always, is also addicted to stupid video games.

2. Used to reference people that are acting especially stupid, useless, or are idiotic.

1. "Wow, that Andy over there is playing a video game, wearing a hat and has a Jew nose! He's such a Jeuche."

2. "Is Andy really wearing clothes that make him look like white trash? He is so stupid. What a Jeuche."

Jeuche by ladygagaandgleeeee May 25, 2010

Jewcrat 

An individual that is both Jewish and a Democrat.

Jewcrats are exemplified by studious, hardworking professional Jews that clearly transcend the norms of socioeconomic achievement, yet still vote as if they understand the plight of lesser individuals.

This is similar to Democrat politicians and uber-rich people that vote for Democrats, claiming they care about helping the downtrodden.

The ultimate irony is that both Democrats and Jewcrats think that their success is a function of lifting others up, whereas they have achieved great things due to hard work, discipline and motivation. They forgot how hard they had to work to lift themselves to greatness.

Jewcrats and Democrats should step back and ponder the essence of their being. Once they consider their achievements, maybe they should rethink their allegiance to the Democratic party platform. A bit of self-reflection just might realign their sensitivities so they can create a third political party, a Success party. Their example should be shared with all to encourage people to work to their full potential.

Thom, how did it go last night at the game?

It went well Jack. Gary the Jewcrat just cleared seven figures for the year busting his hump at the practice.

Wow Thom, I really admire Gary's ambition in the face of so many difficulties. Though we aren't Jewcrats, I really do appreciate their leadership in inspiring America to help themselves.

Jack, clearly Gary's latino cousin Mo hasn't received the Jewcrat success memo. Apparently the TPS report was lost in the spam folder.

That is a shame Thom. Mo is a good guy but really cannot square away his life until he buckles down and makes some tough decisions.

Jewcrat by MeEnergia February 17, 2010

jewth group

-noun
an organization of young Jewish people, as for social purposes, usually under the sponsorship of a temple/synagogue.
Derived from the root words of Jewish + Youth Group

Alex: Hey Lila, want to go hang gliding?
Lila: Sorry, I can't! It's Sunday and I have a jewth group meeting!
Alex: Okay.

jewth group by Alex Applegate October 17, 2007