jew me

term use when gettin over.(jew stores tend to be slightly higher than regular convient stores) over sellin a product on the streets

dude tried to jew me on these set of speakers.
i jewed this dude on those rims.

by jamesFIZZLE December 8, 2006

jew me

What a Latino says when saying "you, me".

Latino: "Jew me, we gotta prollem hir"
White: "Did you mean, 'you and me, we have a problem here'?"

by ReparateMe April 16, 2007

Jew Me Over

To completely scam someone out of their money.

Randall: Don't you jew me over on this one you cheap son of a bitch!

by AfricanHistoryX April 3, 2011

jew me down

Alternative to "Jew me Over.

Tyrone tried to Jew me down, I said I wanted $400 for the scooter brand new he came with only $325.

by Bandit Z3 May 22, 2016

jew call me

How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!

Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."

by M Dogg March 25, 2005

Jew Media

Media produced by Jews. Books by Jewish authors, TV shows and films made by Jewish producers, radio programs with Jewish hosts etc.

The Jew media sure does seem to push the blonde girl/black guy thing a lot.

What are you talking about Jewish people all work in agriculture and resource extraction. None of them work in media and entertainment...and if they did the last thing they would promote are blonde girl/black guy couples, Jews hate seeing that.

by Canviale January 16, 2023

Jew Meat

Meat that has been prepared to conform to the Jewish dietary laws. Kosher.

Playing mad libs

Man: "What's the word for Jew meat?"

Woman: "Kosher?"

Man: "Oh yeah... Jew meat... ha."

by J.P.H. June 12, 2008