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What a Latino says when saying "you, me".
Latino: "Jew me, we gotta prollem hir"
White: "Did you mean, 'you and me, we have a problem here'?"
jew me by ReparateMe April 16, 2007

Jew Me Over 

To completely scam someone out of their money.
Randall: Don't you jew me over on this one you cheap son of a bitch!
Jew Me Over by AfricanHistoryX April 3, 2011

jew me down 

Tyrone tried to Jew me down, I said I wanted $400 for the scooter brand new he came with only $325.
jew me down by Bandit Z3 May 22, 2016

jew call me 

How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
jew call me by M Dogg March 25, 2005

Jew Media 

Media produced by Jews. Books by Jewish authors, TV shows and films made by Jewish producers, radio programs with Jewish hosts etc.
The Jew media sure does seem to push the blonde girl/black guy thing a lot.

What are you talking about Jewish people all work in agriculture and resource extraction. None of them work in media and entertainment...and if they did the last thing they would promote are blonde girl/black guy couples, Jews hate seeing that.
Jew Media by Canviale January 16, 2023

Jew Meat 

Meat that has been prepared to conform to the Jewish dietary laws. Kosher.
Playing mad libs

Man: "What's the word for Jew meat?"

Woman: "Kosher?"

Man: "Oh yeah... Jew meat... ha."
Jew Meat by J.P.H. June 12, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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