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Jew Burger 

A bagel, lox (thinly sliced smoked salmon), and cream cheese. Just like the staple of "American cusine" is the hamburger, so too is the bagel, lox, and cream cheese for Jews.
Sunday morning brunch: Mom, please pass me another jew burger with extra schmear!
Jew Burger by Nonny December 28, 2005
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Jew Burger 

The traditional Jewish staple; a bagel with lox and cream cheese. Just like the hamburger is an American tradition so too is the bagel, lox, and cream cheese for Jews aka the Jew Burger.
At Sunday brunch: Mom, pass me another Jew Burger with extra lox please!
Jew Burger by Nonny December 26, 2005

Jew Burger 

Chicken Royale
Paul got a Jew Burger at Burger King today
Jew Burger by rmacd91 October 24, 2012

Jew Burger 

A hamburger made with a bagel, and cooked in the oven
I love jew burgers, but sauce drips out the bagel hole and gets all over the place.
Jew Burger by i-mer November 16, 2005

Jew Burger 

When a burger gets burnt to the point of ash.
Person 1: hey bro that burger looks kinda burnt

Person 2: yeah it’s a Jew Burger.
Jew Burger by Cheesewheel445 October 13, 2019

Jewburger 

adj. A derogatory term used to describe one of many Jewish persons with greasy hair or skin. Often used as slang to describe any person who is avaricious and is sly enough to get away with your posessions.
That damned Jewburger just jacked my TV and I didn't even realize it.
Jewburger by ELD3Rklink December 16, 2008
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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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