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jetta theory 

The theory that states there's a 8 out of ten chance that the driver of a vw jetta is a hot female
I got up to the light to find a smokin hot chick driving. Proving the jetta theory.
jetta theory by Red Rockafella December 11, 2013
Related Words
jettar Jettara jettard Jetta jewtard Jetstar Jetter jettajet jectard jeetard
Quiero jetear toda la tarde.
Se quedó jetón en la película.
jetear by Luis Mariano April 20, 2014

1989 Jetta GLI 

A great car with a 16V engine and wonderful handling. The Helios blue paint looks great in the sun. And check out those real BBS wheels! Straight from Wolfsburg Germany only 1500 made. If only it were a six speed...
"Oh dang check out that 1989 Jetta GLI" "Those Germans know how to make 'em!"
1989 Jetta GLI by Photographyguy December 2, 2009
Jettard is a word that has developed its use from the freeware game Tremulous, in which a member or multiple members of the human team (usually noobs) grab a jetpack and generally accomplish nothing while in the air.
"that jettard tried to saw a goon in mid-air, what the hell was he thinking?"

"I cant hear anything over all the jettards."
jettard by Kobrakai3 October 25, 2006

nice jetter 

A sexy chick with a fine piece of ass
Look man, she's got a nice jetter!
nice jetter by Jackson Gouvea September 16, 2007
A member of the Air Force. Usually derogatory.
He's just upset 'cause his eigth-grade sister is being persuded by a jetter.
jetter by Napoleon Bonerhard December 7, 2006