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Tom is such a jettar
jettar by Ulsggsjs August 21, 2017
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jetta theory 

The theory that states there's a 8 out of ten chance that the driver of a vw jetta is a hot female
I got up to the light to find a smokin hot chick driving. Proving the jetta theory.
jetta theory by Red Rockafella December 11, 2013
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Quiero jetear toda la tarde.
Se quedó jetón en la película.
jetear by Luis Mariano April 20, 2014

1989 Jetta GLI 

A great car with a 16V engine and wonderful handling. The Helios blue paint looks great in the sun. And check out those real BBS wheels! Straight from Wolfsburg Germany only 1500 made. If only it were a six speed...
"Oh dang check out that 1989 Jetta GLI" "Those Germans know how to make 'em!"
1989 Jetta GLI by Photographyguy December 2, 2009
Jettard is a word that has developed its use from the freeware game Tremulous, in which a member or multiple members of the human team (usually noobs) grab a jetpack and generally accomplish nothing while in the air.

"that jettard tried to saw a goon in mid-air, what the hell was he thinking?"

"I cant hear anything over all the jettards."
jettard by Kobrakai3 October 25, 2006

nice jetter 

Look man, she's got a nice jetter!
nice jetter by Jackson Gouvea September 16, 2007
A member of the Air Force. Usually derogatory.
He's just upset 'cause his eigth-grade sister is being persuded by a jetter.
jetter by Napoleon Bonerhard December 7, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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