jectard

A clever combination of the words reject and retard. Meaning that you are thick as two short planks held together with stupid glue, and that you have no friends. The ultimate degradation is to be called a jectard.

Retard: derrrr
Reject: will u be my friend??

1337 |)00|): omg, if they like combine, into one super being, then they will be a jectard.

by blerg July 5, 2004

Jectard

Someone so incredibly stupid, the retards are smarter than him

Hey don’t hang out with jebadiah, he’s a fuckin ‘jectard.

by Cultofaries October 20, 2018

jettard

Jettard is a word that has developed its use from the freeware game Tremulous, in which a member or multiple members of the human team (usually noobs) grab a jetpack and generally accomplish nothing while in the air.

"that jettard tried to saw a goon in mid-air, what the hell was he thinking?"

"I cant hear anything over all the jettards."

by Kobrakai3 October 25, 2006

jewtard

Contraction of "Jewish Retard".

Jewish + Retard = Jewtard.

Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.

by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005

Jewtard

A retarded Jew.

A Jew with no money. They gotta be retarded if they're broke and Jewish.

That nigga is a jewtard.

by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008

Jewtard

Essentially, a jewish retard.

However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.

A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.

Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold

Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.

A poor Jew is a Jewtard
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.

by Noobowners May 10, 2010

jewtard

A mentally retarded Jewish person.

Timmy: Daaah, I like matzah baaalls!
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard

by ultralordofweed April 2, 2008