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Contraction of "Jewish Retard".

Jewish + Retard = Jewtard.
Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.
jewtard by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005
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A retarded Jew.

A Jew with no money. They gotta be retarded if they're broke and Jewish.
That nigga is a jewtard.
Jewtard by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008
A clever combination of the words reject and retard. Meaning that you are thick as two short planks held together with stupid glue, and that you have no friends. The ultimate degradation is to be called a jectard.
Retard: derrrr
Reject: will u be my friend??

1337 |)00|): omg, if they like combine, into one super being, then they will be a jectard.
jectard by blerg July 5, 2004
Essentially, a jewish retard.

However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.

A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.

Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold

Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.
A poor Jew is a Jewtard
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.
Jewtard by Noobowners May 10, 2010
A mentally retarded Jewish person.
Timmy: Daaah, I like matzah baaalls!
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard
jewtard by ultralordofweed April 2, 2008
A person of Jewish decent who is bad with money
Mr. Goldberg called his nephew Joel a Jewtard after he fucked up the freitag account
Jewtard by mar20095 June 4, 2016
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