Definitions by henrytheviii

Sleepy Vagina 

A serious condition occurring in women who, while wearing extremely tight shorts, find themselves in a sitting position for an extended period of time, causing their vagina to nearly fall asleep.

On the way home, traffic was so bad that I developed an almost untreatable case of sleepy vagina.

Sleepy Vagina by henrytheviii August 30, 2011

Scaldis

skawld-y - worn, dilapidated, used heavily, or of poor quality.

I know the diner is closed, but perhaps if you show the gentleman your scaldis boobs he will open the shop and sell you that cookie you want.

Scaldis by henrytheviii June 30, 2009

Mexican Jetlag

a hang-over.

Dude, I would totally love to go see Evanescence with you, but I have Mexican Jetlag so I am going to have to pass.

Mexican Jetlag by henrytheviii June 25, 2009