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Jesutomisin
n. A Nigerian born young lady, a highschool junior with the power to light up a room. A terrible morning person. Believes in God. Controls men with the will of an iron fist. Hates killjoys. Loves good fun and pulls amazing pranks. Drowns her sorrows in music.
Starts fires till her life and the ones of those around her are *burning gold*. Tommie bear, nothing brings her down.
Starts fires till her life and the ones of those around her are *burning gold*. Tommie bear, nothing brings her down.
Jesutomisin by #Colormecaramel February 24, 2017
Jestoni
Good person ,has a sense of humor ,friendly a good follower of ones and also a strong independent person and has a ambition in life
Jestoni is a good person
jesutoyin
A unisex name that is Nigerian.They talk too much, too loud, and somehow know how to make themselves seem right even when their wrong. All round geniuses that become successful.They can be sneaky though, and are skilled liars and improvisers.
jesutoyin by QxueenAfrobabies August 11, 2019
Jesutomipe
Jesus is sufficient enough to be called upon.
Usually a girl, can be a boy.Its a name from of african decent
A very emotional and lovely child,great fashion sense and great sense of humor
Usually a girl, can be a boy.Its a name from of african decent
A very emotional and lovely child,great fashion sense and great sense of humor
Jesutomipe by Beinghoneydrop February 3, 2020
jesulonimi
1.people said he is jesulonimi because of the way he reads
2.After Lionel messi won is 6th best player award he became jesulonimi
2.After Lionel messi won is 6th best player award he became jesulonimi
jesulonimi by Eja rhs February 5, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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