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jesutoyin 

A unisex name that is Nigerian.They talk too much, too loud, and somehow know how to make themselves seem right even when their wrong. All round geniuses that become successful.They can be sneaky though, and are skilled liars and improvisers.
I might pull a Jesutoyin on this one, and make shit up, I’ll still get an A.
jesutoyin by QxueenAfrobabies August 11, 2019
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jesutofunmi 

It means Jesus is enough for me. Jesutofunmi are confident and bold. They are pretty, hardworking, softhearted and a rear gem. She is totally dependent on God. She is the most loving person you can ever come across. She has a large heart but guards it jealously
Waow, what a loving girl. She is a Jesutofunmi
jesutofunmi by Pshalom February 4, 2020
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jesutofunmi 

An awesomely and extremely sexy guy who is good-looking, intelligent, charming dark and tall with great personality. He is strong and ambitious. A ladies-guy with the killer hot body! Hobbies are always watching ball and playing ball. A pure soul with a lovely smile and loves mama alot. He is fun to be with also, he never misses the groove. A kind of rare gem among guys!
When am bored, I go to my Jesutofunmi!

Caller- Hey, what are you doing today?
Response - am going to chill with my homie, Jesutofunmi
jesutofunmi by Goldies February 4, 2020

Jesutomisin 

n. A Nigerian born young lady, a highschool junior with the power to light up a room. A terrible morning person. Believes in God. Controls men with the will of an iron fist. Hates killjoys. Loves good fun and pulls amazing pranks. Drowns her sorrows in music.

Starts fires till her life and the ones of those around her are *burning gold*. Tommie bear, nothing brings her down.
Get back here Jesutomisin!
You are so like Jesutomisin!
Jesutomisin by #Colormecaramel February 24, 2017
(A Nigerian name ) of a girl born into a family at a time when all they had was Jesus. A Jesutooni is a rare breed, emotional, smart, full of life, always radiating positive energy, looks out for the best in others, loves to save the world and has a full appetite.
You never go wrong with a Jesutooni
Jesutoonis are always extra
jesutooni by Ro Carden August 12, 2018

Jesutomipe

Jesus is sufficient enough to be called upon.

Usually a girl, can be a boy.Its a name from of african decent

A very emotional and lovely child,great fashion sense and great sense of humor
Am loving that Jesutomipe girl
Jesutomipe by Beinghoneydrop February 3, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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