jesus sweat 

A term used for a nigga that worships the ground the he himself walks on.

Look at this jesus sweat ass nigga Jared.

jesus sweat by blank space June 18, 2014

Jesus seats 

When you have tickets to a game in the nosebleeds, but they're really far from the court/field high up in the stadium, which is why they're called Jesus seats since you're so high up you can see Jesus.

Guy 1: I got tickets to the game!

Guy 2: Where are they? They better not be Jesus seats.

Jesus seats by It's that dude June 13, 2020

Sweaty Jesus 

The act of making a good tackle in football is followed by shouting 'sweaty Jesus'

Barzagli the sweaty Jesus

Sweaty Jesus by xCH3LS3ABLAD3Zx February 20, 2017

jesus christ in a cardigan sweater 

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.

Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"

jesus christ in a cardigan sweater by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006

Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater 

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.

1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."

Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009