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To use light humor to supposedly make something fair or moral.
I hate it when closed-minded people try to jestify something that I am urgently/vehemently bringing to their attention --- if I care enough about the wrongness/danger of the situation to make such a stew about it, I feel that they should receptively listen and promptly act upon what I am saying.
jestify by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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Jestificated 

To beat someone at chess JESTIFICATION or basically WINNING at anything in Life. Jestificated.com
”I just jestificated you on the court!”
”Awww, man-I just got jestificated by this girl named Jes!”
Jestificated by JPriceisRight September 10, 2018

Justifying Bullshit 

When someone tries to make something wrong right, in order to make them better. In the ways of relationships etc.
John: I miss you, we were such a great couple!
Sara: I'm sorry our breakup was for the best.
John: Why are you always JUSTIFYING BULLSHIT?!

Jestification 

"i just jestificated you!"
"that is some bad-ass jestification right there!"
Jestification by shelley69 January 25, 2010
She is attractive to a lot of boys around her . She usually talks a lot and doesn’t cares what anyone thinks of her character . Very smart and intelligent and isn’t afraid of anyone .
Jestiny pulls every female boyfriend . When it’ comes to her school work , she is very hardworking.
Jestiny by Jaybugg May 29, 2018
To be vindicated for a wrong done to you.
John got justified when Bill went lost his dog.
Justified is a past tense of Justify.
Justify by Smitty134 September 17, 2010
Jestiny is a very laid back person and is rarely quiet. Always making jokes and doesn’t care about what anyone says about her. She is very confident, and hardworking and gets good grades. Jestiny gets along with a lot of people and makes friends quick, but the people she really loves and cares about, she will talk to them on a daily basis.
Jestiny is always paying attention to what goes around her even if it doesn’t look like it.
Jestiny by theyallhateJ November 24, 2021
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