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Jesmerized 

A Female Named Jessica That Will Hypnotize You With Her Cali Swag. She's Fascinating That You Can't Look Away Or Stop Thinking About Her
I Was Jesmerized When I Saw Her Walk By
Jesmerized by GhettoQueen October 19, 2019
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Hey isn’t Jasmeh the best???????????????
Of course!!!!!!!
Jasmeh by Kirto kiriguya June 4, 2019

Jasmehar 

A legend who drinks like a fish, nicest guy out there and is very attractive. Major rage alert.
I wish I was jasmehar. What a G
Jasmehar by Sexoguy November 22, 2021
Very ambitious, positive vibes,wants to be a whole cake and a cherry on the top at the same time,tries to be an extroverted person,shy at first but very friendly,gives the best advice,at times lazy but gets the work done,has the best choice at everything,very unique personality,very inependant and a down to a earth person who is really sarcastic and ppl take it as a rude but she's very kind and one if the most prettiest people you'll know
Did u see the new girl?
Yess she's definitely a Jasmeh
Jesmer is a stupid Filipino he is good with the lady’s. always the most humble man you we’ll ever know *Cough cough no he’s not
Jesmer is a good dude.
An amazing, hilarious beautiful girl with really great handwriting! She is an amazing friend to have, everyone wants to be friends with her because shes so AWESOME. Be jealous. Usually taken.
Dude 1: "See that girl over there?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Thats Jesmen shes AWESOMEEEE!"
Jesmen by Lexieluvs13 December 18, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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