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Bad ass bih with a fat ass and great tits. All the boys are obsessed with her
Man 1: holy shit I got w Jesma last night
Man 2: fuck bro, lucky, how was it

Man 1: best pussy of my life, right asf and tastes like strawberries. I recommend getting u a girl like Jesma.
Jesma by Consentisamyth101 October 1, 2019
Related Words
Jesmarie • jesma • Jesman • Jesmaelize • Jesmar • Jesmari • Jemma • Jasman • jemaica • jasmarie
a large hallucination that has been experienced by million of people online. many people remember a popular streamer named jerma. however this streamer doesnt exist. the name these victims remember is jeremy alberson. whish is linked to a serial killer who brutally chopped up his victims and put them into meat grinders. the only thing remaining of them would usually be their eyeball. in recent years. an actor that looks incredibly similar to Ai generated images with the prompt " Jerma ". he streams on twitch however we do no know if he is human or not. as he makes inhuman noises and faces. overall this group hallucination is very complex and very unfortunate. and i hope the victims of this strange occurance seek the help they need.
" dude. did you see the new jerma stream? "

" Jerma isnt real. wake up. "
" average wordington conversation "

" im serious. wake up. "
" what???????????? "

Jerma's Law 

If a content creator who deserves more recoginition gets a popular meme, it will be in a way where they can't be recognized for it. The name comes from the fact that this has happened to the streamer Jerma985 multiple times.
"Woah *insert streamer* has a popular meme now? Damn too bad Jerma's Law is true."
Jerma's Law by JustAcro November 10, 2021

Low Fat Jeema 

A phrase coined by a husband making fun of his wife named Gemma at the local Costco. You can even shorten it and use "Jeema" after a sentence, phrase, or word ends in an abrupt sound, most commonly used with words that end in T. For example, if your friend asks you "Do you like my hat?" and appropriate answer would be "Jeema" so that you finish their sentence saying "Do you like my hat Jeema". Another great example would be if you see a carton that says "Jumbo Egg", you would take a picture on snapchat and add text to make it "Jumbo Egg Jeema. It is also popularly used when you have nothing else to say and you want to laugh. If you are ever down, you say "Low Fat Jeema!" and all your problems seem to go away. Give it a try. Or if you're feeling confident, you can add Jeema to almost anything! The possibilities are endless.
"Hey man, what's up? You want to go to the gym with me tonight... Jeema?"
"Go Fit Jeema"
"Pillow Fat Jeema"
Low Fat Jeema by JumboEggJeema January 23, 2015
Jerma: wait a minute...
AA EE OO
AEO
AAAEEEOOO
audiojungle
Jerma by Maxicat0 March 5, 2021
Feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages to the point it makes you very mad
Joe is bald and very jemab that Sam and Matt have a full head of hair
Jemab by MingeAndBracket January 31, 2022
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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