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Jesma is a stunnning person, with an AMAZING body and is really good at sports. Any man would be lucky to have her.
See that girl? She is such a Jesma.
jesma by maroonpineapple April 21, 2017
Words you can keep
Bad ass bih with a fat ass and great tits. All the boys are obsessed with her
Man 1: holy shit I got w Jesma last night
Man 2: fuck bro, lucky, how was it

Man 1: best pussy of my life, right asf and tastes like strawberries. I recommend getting u a girl like Jesma.
Jesma by Consentisamyth101 October 1, 2019
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Jesmarie jesma Jesman Jesmaelize Jesmar Jesmari Jemma Jasman jemaica jasmarie
a large hallucination that has been experienced by million of people online. many people remember a popular streamer named jerma. however this streamer doesnt exist. the name these victims remember is jeremy alberson. whish is linked to a serial killer who brutally chopped up his victims and put them into meat grinders. the only thing remaining of them would usually be their eyeball. in recent years. an actor that looks incredibly similar to Ai generated images with the prompt " Jerma ". he streams on twitch however we do no know if he is human or not. as he makes inhuman noises and faces. overall this group hallucination is very complex and very unfortunate. and i hope the victims of this strange occurance seek the help they need.
" dude. did you see the new jerma stream? "

" Jerma isnt real. wake up. "
" average wordington conversation "

" im serious. wake up. "
" what???????????? "

Jerma's Law 

If a content creator who deserves more recoginition gets a popular meme, it will be in a way where they can't be recognized for it. The name comes from the fact that this has happened to the streamer Jerma985 multiple times.
"Woah *insert streamer* has a popular meme now? Damn too bad Jerma's Law is true."
Jerma's Law by JustAcro November 10, 2021

Low Fat Jeema 

A phrase coined by a husband making fun of his wife named Gemma at the local Costco. You can even shorten it and use "Jeema" after a sentence, phrase, or word ends in an abrupt sound, most commonly used with words that end in T. For example, if your friend asks you "Do you like my hat?" and appropriate answer would be "Jeema" so that you finish their sentence saying "Do you like my hat Jeema". Another great example would be if you see a carton that says "Jumbo Egg", you would take a picture on snapchat and add text to make it "Jumbo Egg Jeema. It is also popularly used when you have nothing else to say and you want to laugh. If you are ever down, you say "Low Fat Jeema!" and all your problems seem to go away. Give it a try. Or if you're feeling confident, you can add Jeema to almost anything! The possibilities are endless.
"Hey man, what's up? You want to go to the gym with me tonight... Jeema?"
"Go Fit Jeema"
"Pillow Fat Jeema"
Low Fat Jeema by JumboEggJeema January 23, 2015
aa ee oo
Jerma: wait a minute...
AA EE OO
AEO
AAAEEEOOO
audiojungle
Jerma by Maxicat0 March 5, 2021
Feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages to the point it makes you very mad
Joe is bald and very jemab that Sam and Matt have a full head of hair
Jemab by MingeAndBracket January 31, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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