jesii

adj. being so amazing, that it's on Jesus level.

This nacho dip is jesii.

by megannnlove January 11, 2009

Jesii

(n.) Plural form of Jesus. Only has a few applications in daily dialog, but they do exist

1. If he comes again, there will have been Jesii
2. Wow, I love this art gallery - check out all the Jesii
3. I had so many grumpy moments today, I let out many audible 'Jesii Christs'

by NaughtyJim October 20, 2010

jesii

(n.) (v.) (adj.) Jesii is the plural form of Jesus, the Christian savior. When referring to many Christian saviors you say Jesii.

Jesii comes in many forms. Hulk-Jesii, Kevin-Jesii, Jesii-Prime, etc.

(n.) The Jesii are coming to save us.
(v.) I'm going to Jesii you.
(adj.) The math test on solving ugly quadratics was Jesii-Hard.

by Kevin O' May 4, 2005

Jessica Jane

This name sounds like Western but is used in Indonesia. Sadly, this name is not used positively but negatively. They're not even Muslims but keep using Islamic terms (i.e. astaghfirullah) to harass Muslims. That's why Muslims don't like them.

Jessica Jane has very smelly feet that no one loves.

by austinlim July 10, 2022

jesi

indicative of more than one Jesus

“theres a group of jesi over there”
“dude”

by Cowboy_ October 30, 2021

Jessica Capshaw

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.

Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!

by Ttte123 October 16, 2011

Jessica Yaniv

A delusional perverted Canadian sexual predator who believes he is a female model despite being an unattractive portly male. Jessica (actually named Jonathan)is a self employed blogger who has pioneered earning an income by filing frivolous lawsuits alleging human rights violations against female estheticians who do not want to remove the pubic hair from his penis or testicles.

Yaniv’s other hobbies include entering womens bathrooms and locker rooms with fetishistic intent and blogging about his desire to help preteen girls insert tampons into their vaginas.

Jessica Yaniv is suing me because I told him I do not provide hair removal services to men.

by BernieSandersEarHair May 23, 2019