NaughtyJim's definitions
(n) Norwegian. A town where almost every street is called Feenveien. Check out your favourite online mapping application iff'n you don't believe it.
I'm going to Feen this afternoon - can you help me find me way? I believe I head for Stokke, then take a number of Feenveien until I magically land in the right spot.
by NaughtyJim October 29, 2010
Get the Feenmug. A computer from which application support staff may administer a limited number of functions in otherwise secured-away areas of a network, for example, a secure DMZ. It is normally "firewalled away" from the bulk of available activities and access is given to the secured areas selectively on an as-needed basis. The origin of "campers" in this context comes from imagining a large "No Camping" sign placed at the edge of the secured area. Camping is allowed, nay, even encouraged, on the Campers Box.
Dave: There's a production problem, and I can't get to "Sausage".
Al: You're doing it form your desktop mate, you should be accessing it from the Campers Box.
Al: You're doing it form your desktop mate, you should be accessing it from the Campers Box.
by NaughtyJim October 30, 2010
Get the Campers Boxmug. A nonsense word used for log output in computer programs to assure application support teams that the application is actually still running and has not jammed, as they inevitably suspect.
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10/10/2010 04:02:07 INFO Loading the thing from the place
10/10/2010 04:31:05 INFO Thing loaded
10/10/2010 04:31:06 WARN Wizards and Elves notified using SNMP - elves.hither.yon:public
10/10/2010 04:32:25 DEBUG sql: {select 'fish' from 'trousers' where 'dave' = 'ferret';}. Waiting for next trigger time.
10/10/2010 04:40:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 04:50:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 05:00:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 05:10:00 INFO PONK!
...
10/10/2010 04:02:07 INFO Loading the thing from the place
10/10/2010 04:31:05 INFO Thing loaded
10/10/2010 04:31:06 WARN Wizards and Elves notified using SNMP - elves.hither.yon:public
10/10/2010 04:32:25 DEBUG sql: {select 'fish' from 'trousers' where 'dave' = 'ferret';}. Waiting for next trigger time.
10/10/2010 04:40:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 04:50:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 05:00:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 05:10:00 INFO PONK!
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by NaughtyJim October 21, 2010
Get the Ponkmug. The process of building places to park cars. The term was originally coined by musical legend Joni Mitchell in 1970.
by NaughtyJim January 7, 2011
Get the Puddapamug. Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.
Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010
Get the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-eventmug. Significant female in a male's life who organises so many "things to do" that the male has no control over his own social timing.
Dave: Are you coming out for beers on Thursday?
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.
by NaughtyJim October 28, 2010
Get the Carbon-based Calendarmug. A more interesting way of expressing the badness of a thing - an alternative form of pants. Quite useful in that it lends itself better to the alternate forms "trousered" and "trousery", whereas "pantsy" and "pantsed" are a little nasty to pronounce.
UK folk may argue that pants are worn beneath trousers or skirts, or indeed just worn on their own but lowered somewhat for porn-surfing, and that therefore this is a crock. But they're wrong.
UK folk may argue that pants are worn beneath trousers or skirts, or indeed just worn on their own but lowered somewhat for porn-surfing, and that therefore this is a crock. But they're wrong.
Dave: My cat died last night.
Al: Ah, that's trousers man!
Employee: Dear boss, I can't come into work today because I'm feeling somewhat trousery. My Blackberry will be on if you need me.
I tried to recover some sectors on my hard drive today, now it's *completely* trousered.
Al: Ah, that's trousers man!
Employee: Dear boss, I can't come into work today because I'm feeling somewhat trousery. My Blackberry will be on if you need me.
I tried to recover some sectors on my hard drive today, now it's *completely* trousered.
by NaughtyJim October 30, 2010
Get the Trousersmug.