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Jerrys

Snowboarding lingo for a goofy skier who can't seem how to figure out how to get off a ski lift, stands at the bottom of jumps, and yells at people for going to fast when they clearly don't even know what they're doing. Jerrys are often found sporting dorky attire such as a neon ski suit. They are often found with a day pass and pretend its not their first time ever skiing. They are often tourists from somewhere warm and have never seen snow before. They can often be found on their way to a resort stranded on the side of a mountain road because they completely ignore the "snow chains or four wheel drive required" signs posted along the side of the road. Jerrys are often responsible for most ski and snowboarding wipeouts. Jerrys can include unexperienced snowboarders as well. You will often find these Jerrys walking down the mountain holding their board (without a leash) and further down the mountain you will find them chasing their board because they dropped it. Its okay to be a Jerry as long as you stay on the bunny hill. If you or someone you love is a Jerry, there is still hope. Jerrys may become mediocre average skiers or snowboarders with a little hard work and practice. All you have to do to escape being a Jerry is to believe in yourself... and stay on the bunny hill until you know what the hell you're doing.
Why did the lift stop? Oh some jerrys are struggling to get off the lift.

Did you go up the mountain today? No its completely flooded with Jerrys.

Get out of my way you Jerry!!!
Check out those Jerrys, they totally have never seen snow before!

Dude what happened to your leg? Some Jerry was standing at the bottom of the kicker... no further explanation necessary bro.

Jerrys belong on the bunny hill.
by Lafonda Lola Larkin January 3, 2017
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Jerrys Kids

Jerrys Kids is a derogatory reference to the the socialy retarded, mentaly challenged, inbred looking, trailer park hilbillys that appear on the Jerry Springeror individuals of simular appearance show. taken from the Jerry Lewis chairitable telethon.
If a couple of gets divorced in Arkansas are they still brothe and sister? i dont know that would be a question for Jerrys Kids
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WHEN A MAN IS FUCKING A WOMAN HE IS GETTING HER FROM BEHIND IN THE VAGINA FORMING HAIRYER BERRYS THEN NORMAL..
by PACO101 February 17, 2010
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When your boyfriend dumps you, when you catch him cheating, when you're feeling overly depressed, when you're feeling sorry for yourself, when no one will listen, when you're cat gets run over, or when you just simply want some ice cream, Ben and Jerrys will always be there for you. Always.
Fuck diamonds, Ben and Jerrys is a girls best friend.
by amy, yo August 23, 2007
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God, I'm in a bad mood. Pass me the ben and jerrys
by Beth January 15, 2004
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Girl: Ugh, he cheated on me..I need Ben and Jerrys.
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A gay sex position in which one man is passionately fucked by the other man while eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's.
Dude, Tim and I tried ben and jerrys the other night. And I'm not talking about the ice cream.
by Kappa Beta Jerry's March 1, 2017
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