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A serious J. Cole fan. Knows every song, every album, and every feature. Despite the apology, he glazes J. Cole with his life.
"Bro that new J. Cole verse was so bad, but Jeremy still defends it, he's such a Jermfu"
jermfu by Jermfu December 1, 2024
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Someone old and wise.

Referred also on older military officers.
Look theres Paavo his 77 years old and a true jermu indeed.

You know the coronel? Oh you mean that old jermu.
Jermu by Kaaleppi March 15, 2010
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Jerkfuck 

1. (noun) A jerk who fucks around and/or is fuckable at the same time.

2. (verb) acting in an annoying behavior, or is acting like a jerk fuck.
1. Girl 1: Look at that guy over there. He's so hot but he's such a jerkfuck.
Girl 2: I know, flirting with all the girls like that.

2. Guy 1: Stop jerkfucking around.
another way of saying 'your mom'. just sounds better
"hey wanna go to the movies Paul?"
"jermum" he replies.
jermum by Eric May 7, 2003

Jermnutzed 

(1) to fight after recieving a blumpkin or drinking
McShaninator was jermnutzed late Thursday night.
Jermnutzed by Thomas December 14, 2003
being full of jerk. a high amount of jerkness. the act of being a jerk.
wow, steve is being very jerkful calling me a bitch all the time.
Everytime i try to talk to my ex he is just jerkful to me.
jerkful by ballerinabandyyy March 28, 2011
Jermunde is a smart,kind,and trustworthy person you can count on. She is very warming at the heart and is very friendly towards people. She real thick too. She is loved by a lot of people. She the GOAT
Jermunde you so nice. We love you. Aye that's my dog.
jermunde by Lit04 March 14, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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