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Jerkduck 

A jerkduck is a simple insult that doesnt really mean anything but women sometimes think that it means they have small titty's.
E.g.1. man: woooooa you r one small jerkduck.
women: :( well f*** you.

E.g.2. boy: my mum says im cool.
boy2: no mate, your just a dam jerkduck!!
Jerkduck by blablablabla. April 13, 2007
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Jerksucky 

One who sucks tiny things of jerks. (aka whore)
Oh thanks for sucking my little tiny "thing". You're a good jerksucky!

You're welcome, you're a jerk with a little tiny thing. You deserved it!


Jerksucky by Itsjustme!! April 14, 2009

Jerktucky Derby

When you attempt to masturbate to completion during the running of the Kentucky Derby.
I finished my Jerktucky Derby in under 2min and beat every horse at Churchill Downs!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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