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The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.
While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.
jerkolater by Raw_dogging_and_bailing July 12, 2006
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jerkline skinner
n. Of North American origin. A jerkline is a single rein that runs to the lead animal in a team of mules or horses.
1. A driver who can control the team by use of the jerkline.
2. One who's abilities to construct a spliff are of an extremely low standard.
1. A driver who can control the team by use of the jerkline.
2. One who's abilities to construct a spliff are of an extremely low standard.
Slim, you're the best darned Jerkline Skinner that I ever layed eyes on.
I'm not smoking that your majesty, it looks as if it's been rolled by a jerkline skinner.
I'm not smoking that your majesty, it looks as if it's been rolled by a jerkline skinner.
jerkline skinner by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
Jerkover
The feeling of regret and embarrassment for a previous night's drunken antics, such as drunk dialing an ex, sending inappropriate emails or text messages, throwing up in front of a crowd, or having sex you didn't mean to have.
Jerkover by cobradeathmatch July 25, 2009
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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