Jerkover

The feeling of regret and embarrassment for a previous night's drunken antics, such as drunk dialing an ex, sending inappropriate emails or text messages, throwing up in front of a crowd, or having sex you didn't mean to have.
Ugh. I got wasted last night and slept with my boss, and now I'm having a huge jerkover.
by cobradeathmatch July 25, 2009
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Professor Hans Jerkov

Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.
You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.
by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010
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