Definitions by TheJerkies
The Jerkiest Jerk
The absolute gold medalist of obnoxious behavior. It refers to a person who isn't just rude, but consistently goes out of their way to be inconsiderate, selfish, or annoying. It is the "final boss" of jerks—someone who possesses a natural, twitchy talent for ruining everyone’s mood at once.
Person A: "I can't believe Kevin. He didn't just spoil the ending of the movie; he recorded our reactions and posted them online to make fun of us crying!"
Person B: "Wow. I knew he was mean, but that is next-level. He truly is the jerkiest jerk I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting."
Person B: "Wow. I knew he was mean, but that is next-level. He truly is the jerkiest jerk I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting."
The Jerkiest Jerk by TheJerkies May 8, 2026