A very large jerkoff-half dinosaur like human of the Upper Cretaceous Period of North America, characterized by having strong wrists and a large head. Also know to some Canadian dwellers as jerkoffskie
An intelligent, feral creature of unknown origin. They are known to roar and bite at any sign of provocation, but become tame when provided with coffee.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.