Jessasaurus

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Jessasaurus is when a Jessica evolves into it's more aggressive form. Characterised by eyes halfing in size, red face and long sharp nails.

The Jessasaurus is rumoured to have originated in Essex, but, is said to be preying on people as far south as Bedfordshire.

If you come into contact with the jessaurus try to mesmerise it with herbal remidies until asleep, where the transformation will reverse.

Fuck me, she's a jessasaurus today!

RUN!!!! THATS THE JESSASAURUS.

Jessasaurus by The Co0n November 8, 2013

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jenkasaurus

HLN and Trutv reporter Jean Casarez when her name is said by red-faced clown Nancy Grace.

"And now out to Jenkasaurus, reporter for In Session on Trutv".

jenkasaurus by hidinginaholesomewhereusa June 16, 2011

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Jessasaurus • jesasaurus rex • Jerkasaurus • jenkasaurus • jesusaurus • Jesusaurus rex • joshasaurus • Joshasaurus Rex • jerk-a-saurus rex

joshasaurus

massively drunk raging homosexual that passes out drunk in his own semen, spit, and urine.

He only had two drinks but he's already acting like joshasaurus!

joshasaurus by AlecISafag June 17, 2008

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jesusaurus

Used as an expression when someone says outdated information.

A mix of Jesus and Dinosaur, of course. Both are also used for the same means.

"Hey everybody I found a funny flash it's called 'All Your Base Are BElong To Us'"!

"OMG it's like I'm walking with the Jesusaurus!!!1"

jesusaurus by wasp2020 December 23, 2004

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Jesusaurus rex

the super sayian version of Jesus

he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die or ill go Jesusaurus rex on yo ass!

Jesusaurus rex by blank babushka September 28, 2009

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jerkasaurus

the king of jerks - total idiot - loser

you're a real jerkasaurus.

jerkasaurus by j.bowen January 3, 2007

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Jerkasaurus

A very large jerkoff-half dinosaur like human of the Upper Cretaceous Period of North America, characterized by having strong wrists and a large head. Also know to some Canadian dwellers as jerkoffskie

Jerkasaurus is owning up!

Jerkasaurus by Last_Assassin January 14, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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