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Line Jerk 

When one or more beta males that have a cult following to someone jerks them off in a conga shaped line, with one hand reaching forward and the other reaching backwards. The leader is the only one not having to jerk someone off
Dude 1: Bro those guys totally would lick the dirt off of his boots yo.

Dude 2: I’m surprised those cucks aren’t line jerking right now
Line Jerk by Cooterrapist69420 October 7, 2021

linear jerk 

after all jake gyllenhaal films, a circle jerk must be performed in his honor. unless there's only two people, in which case it must be a linear jerk.
linear jerk by Hizo October 8, 2006

linear jerk 

Another form of the ever popular, "circle jerk", where there are only two participants therefore forming a "line" instead of a "circle".

The two participants jerk-off together and when they have both completed the action, they have attained a "linear jerk". Although sometimes referred to as a "linear wank", in the United States it has been growing in popularity in dorm rooms everwhere under the term "linear jerk".
Eric and I were in our dorm room, and it was just us, so we did a linear jerk. Next time you should come and we can have a circle jerk!
linear jerk by J-P- October 3, 2006

Linear Jerk 

The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.

A derivative of a circle jerk.

Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”

“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
Linear Jerk by apollomatic April 5, 2024

jerkline skinner 

n. Of North American origin. A jerkline is a single rein that runs to the lead animal in a team of mules or horses.

1. A driver who can control the team by use of the jerkline.

2. One who's abilities to construct a spliff are of an extremely low standard.
Slim, you're the best darned Jerkline Skinner that I ever layed eyes on.

I'm not smoking that your majesty, it looks as if it's been rolled by a jerkline skinner.

Jerkline skinner 

Jerkline Skinner
Jerkline Skinner: Lead driver of a team of mules. Stable Buck: A derogatory name for an African-American man who works in the stables.
Jerkline skinner by anonymous January 12, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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