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Jerkhead
A word used to describe someone who does something annoying, offensive, etc. Used by the super-awesome comedian Jim Gaffigan
Jerkhead by Scorpio1889 January 1, 2009
Junkhead
The act of getting head in a garbage can. Junkhead can also be utilized as an insult, doing so will insinuate that the person being insulted gets head from a trash can headed bitch.
"I got so wasted last night, I think that bitch gave me some junkhead."
"Junkhead ass bitch, Junkhead givin hoe"
"Junkhead ass bitch, Junkhead givin hoe"
Junkhead
"Junk, fuck"
Yeah
Yeah
A good night, the best in a long time
A new friend turned me on to an old favorite
Nothing better than a dealer who's high
Be high, convince them to buy, yeah
What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got?
I don't go broke
And I do it a lot
Seem so sick to the hypocrite norm
Running their boring drills
But we are an elite race of our own
The stoners, junkies and freaks
Are you happy? I am, man
Content and fully aware
Money, status, nothing to me
'Cause your life is empty and bare, yeah
What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got?
I don't go broke
And I do it a lot
I do it a lot, yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
A good night, the best in a long time
A new friend turned me on to an old favorite
Nothing better than a dealer who's high
Be high, convince them to buy, yeah
What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got?
I don't go broke
And I do it a lot
Seem so sick to the hypocrite norm
Running their boring drills
But we are an elite race of our own
The stoners, junkies and freaks
Are you happy? I am, man
Content and fully aware
Money, status, nothing to me
'Cause your life is empty and bare, yeah
What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got?
I don't go broke
And I do it a lot
I do it a lot, yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
You can't understand a user's mind
But try with your books and degrees
If you let yourself go and opened your mind
I'll bet you'd be doing like me
And it ain't so bad
What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got?
Say I don't go broke
And I do it a lot (say I do it a lot)
I do it a lot
I do it a lot
Said, I do it a lot
Junkhead
But try with your books and degrees
If you let yourself go and opened your mind
I'll bet you'd be doing like me
And it ain't so bad
What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got?
Say I don't go broke
And I do it a lot (say I do it a lot)
I do it a lot
I do it a lot
Said, I do it a lot
Junkhead
Junkhead by Death Menace June 28, 2023
Jerkhead
A title you can give yourself to excuse all of your rude actions.
A jerkhead; a person who does rude or uncalled behaviors just for the sake of doing them with no gain at all, they just want to do it just for the sake of doing it.
A jerkhead; a person who does rude or uncalled behaviors just for the sake of doing them with no gain at all, they just want to do it just for the sake of doing it.
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