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Jerkhead 

A word used to describe someone who does something annoying, offensive, etc. Used by the super-awesome comedian Jim Gaffigan
Hey, I like balogne, jerkhead...
Jerkhead by Scorpio1889 January 1, 2009
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A title you can give yourself to excuse all of your rude actions.

A jerkhead; a person who does rude or uncalled behaviors just for the sake of doing them with no gain at all, they just want to do it just for the sake of doing it.
Guy 1: *watering plant*

Guy 2: hello sir how is your day going!

guy 1: pretty good why do you ask?

Guy 2: *sprays plant killer on plants* not any more idiot! HAHAHA

Guy 1: why the fuck did you do that!

Guy 2: because I’m a jerkhead, duh.

Guy 1: oh fuck that makes sense, carry on.
Jerkhead by YAKERY May 31, 2026
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jerkheart 

Someone who is the combination of a "jerk" and a "sweetheart". Someone whose mood swings cause him or her to be mean at times and sweet at other times.

In most cases, people who are "jerkhearts" are considered lovable because their anger/malice/stubbornness are taken lightly, as if a joke.

Jerkhearts: Though they tend to hold a special place in your heart, you can't love them and you just can't hate them.
"Ughh... Elijah told me to shut up! He's such a jerk!... But he also opened the door for me and gave me his chicken fingers... okay... he's a jerkheart. :)"
jerkheart by gisellefromconcentrate December 14, 2008

Jerk Head 

A jerk (male or female) who may appear sweet to begin with but upon time displays his/her true personality. Often jerk head behaviour is seen in males after they may not obtain physical intimacy quickly enough from a female. Fortunately a true jerk head generally only hides their ulterior motives for so long.
"I was dating John and when I didn't put out he turned into a total jerk head and never called again".
Jerk Head by Sapphire444 October 19, 2010

jerkheart 

Someone who is the combination of a "jerk" and a "sweetheart". Someone whose mood swings cause him or her to be mean at times and sweet at other times.

In most cases, people who are "jerkhearts" are considered lovable because their anger/malice/stubbornness are taken lightly, as if a joke.

Jerkhearts: Though they tend to hold a special place in your heart, you can't love them and you just can't hate them.
"Ughh... Elijah told me to shut up! He's such a jerk!... But he also opened the door for me and gave me his chicken fingers... okay... he's a jerkheart. :)"
jerkheart by gisellefromconcentrate December 14, 2008

jenkhead 

An individual who is addicted to the drug jenkem
"Oi, I saw a dirty jenkhead rolling around it's own filth"
jenkhead by storr December 6, 2018

Jerkyhead 

A bad tempered, aggressive, hotheaded, pushy, oppressive, abusive or dramatic person.
Look at them, nothing but a crowd of jerkyheads.
Jerkyhead by Skyler Moffatt October 13, 2023
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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