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A grown ass man on discord showing his cock and swinging it around
Yo y’all seen that video of jemeat? “Yes I did indeed”
jemeat by Bajisolos December 28, 2021
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jemyah • je'mya • Jemma • jemeat • jeeya • jemaica • Jemas • jemairo • jemari • Jemy
Feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages to the point it makes you very mad
Joe is bald and very jemab that Sam and Matt have a full head of hair
Jemab by MingeAndBracket January 31, 2022

Jemaine Clement 

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008
A Jamya is a good friend who no matter what pulls thru for you. She's usually good looking with a nice body, a bit feisty, and fun but you can still see her being a mom on day. She would rather have a few close friends than many "friends" who don't mean much.
Hey do you know who that girl is over there? She's super nice, she's a total Jamya. And that booty though!
Jamya by had a great mom December 1, 2015
somebody who swings his meat around and gets leaked twice
Don’t be a jemeat
jemeat by nyytard January 10, 2022
Jemyah is funny,athletic and beautiful. She gets good grades and is always on fleek.She diesnt like game players and will tell you how she feels strait up...No sugar coding it.
Your really good at sports Jemyah
jemyah by O F F S E T December 29, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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