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hey can i buy jemoeder
jemoeder by jouwmoeder April 17, 2013
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je moeder 

Little twelve year olds ussually spam it around in all chats they can. Dutch word for 'yo mama'

Word will always be used to retalliate on you see the e.g.
ME : Damn, your soooo lame...
IT : Je moeder...
je moeder by Tidus April 30, 2003

je moeder 

je moeder is een typische nederlands scheldwoord dat wordt gebruikt om mesen minder waardig te laten voelen
jan en sem hebben ruzie en opeens zegt jan sem je moeder is fucking gay en toen zei sem nou dat vindt ik echt niet aardig.
je moeder by stijnterhaar948 March 21, 2019

Je moeder vriend 

Dutch saying made famous by Chahid Charrak, aka dutch performante, aka kunstgebit

#ik kan wel huilen
Don: eey kunstgebit
Chahid: je moeder vriend
Je moeder vriend by Kechalert September 16, 2020

Je moeder heet henk

See looks like a blob fish she is so ugly. It is a Dutch word. Its a inside joke Lolol trololol
Chinese vliegen poep: hey You skunk like dogpoo
Gekke gerrit:Je moeder heet Henk
Je moeder heet henk by Tena kaas February 27, 2017
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